Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but
the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help
line.
AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with
my ATM card.
CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I
cross check your account please?
AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my
clients from London are waiting.
CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your
account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card.
Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you
insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also
sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
AKPOS: Are you mad? An ATM card that
I pet like an egg? As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I
laminated my identity card.
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